Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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