while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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