This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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