how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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