Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain