im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm super disappointed in my clit.