idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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