Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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