Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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