The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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