The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
All the doctor said was why
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
