oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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