I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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