Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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