whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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