there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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