idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Farmville is her only friend.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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