I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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