I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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