I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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