I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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