Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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