$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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