doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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