Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
