she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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