I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i barfeds in our rink
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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