belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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