the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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