just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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