Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
