He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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