Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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