So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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