Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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