maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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