Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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