Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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