organizing the empties. That sober.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Randomize
