2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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