Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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