Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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