Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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