non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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