I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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