I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
