Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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