3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I smell stomach acid.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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