some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
God gave him joint rollers for hands
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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