To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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