Plan B is the new Plan A
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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