It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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