i think i have herpe
just one?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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