Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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