wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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