Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
