that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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