i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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