I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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