Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I deserve this hangover.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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